By Red State Reporter - May 4, 2010
Government Program to Eliminate Fat Kids
CNN Health released a shocking article yesterday. It turns out that a recent study has found that “children in Grades 3 through 6 who are obese are more likely to be bullied than their normal-weight peers.”
WHAT?!? Kids pick on other kids just because they’re overweight??? Julie Lumeng, M.D., the lead author of the study, said, “When we started this study, I really suspected that we might find that the obesity or overweight might not be the driving force.” I think we need to conduct a study to determine if Julie Lumeng was ever in the 3rd through 6th grades.
But don’t worry… the FDA has a plan to help America’s tubbiest children by–yep, you guessed it–limiting the amount of salt through “coordinated national action, with participation of all.” For all of the V watchers out there, can’t you just imagine those words rolling off of Anna’s convincingly human-looking lips? The FDA is of peace, always.
Well, FDA, I’ve got some news for you. In this Today Now video, the Onion shows a strategy that’s been working for years. And it doesn’t even require governmental tyranny!
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