By Wayne Boesiger - June 14, 2010
Canadian Idiot, Great Canadian Cop and Stupid Texas Fans? Read on.
While everyone is voting on our site about whether or not we are better off without Texas (we are!!), I decided to troll around to see if anyone in Texas was being stupid today. While I did not succeed there, I did find an idiot in Canada…I know, big shock.
Seems that a woman, who is actually not named in this article, decides that she can scam an insurance company for money by claiming some items, including jewelry, were stolen and she could get the money while having the jewelery and everything else hidden somewhere else…not that unusual. Here’s where it gets interesting:
She takes a call from her father, who lives in Quebec, and tells him the whole story of the scam in French. Thinking that she is safe around a dark skinned officer, the woman whistles like a canary. At this point, the Dad is probably telling her to SHUT UP!!
Unbeknown-st to her, Officer Charanjit Meharu (seen above) not only speaks French, but six other languages fluently. For those of us who perhaps assume that some people in uniform are not as “educated” as others, we would be dead wrong in this case. I wish I had this guy around to take any of my college classes!
Officer Meharu proceeded to take 10 pages of notes and then thanked her in French saying “Merci Beaucoup!” The next sound in the room was the running water coming from her pants as she peed uncontrollably I’m sure.
Constanble Meharu said that “She didn’t expect a brown guy to speak French.” He could have also busted her had she been speaking in English, Punjabi, Hindi, Urdu, Arabic and Gujarati.
Very dumb woman being busted by an insanely smart cop! However, she’s only charged with criminal mischief. What’s that all about?!
What does this story have in common with the current Nebraska/Texas College Football Situation? Let me ask you a couple of questions:
How dumb do you have to be to actually talk about a scam you are trying to pull while a cop is there? How dumb do you have to be to assume that in a country where French is the 2nd language that the cop wouldn’t know that particular language? How dumb do you have to be to assume Nebraska only has 14 TVs? That one only Texas Fans can answer.
All three of these questions are founded on the principle of ignorance.
- The first question because a woman would be dumb enough to talk about her crime in the first place in front of a cop. (Sounds like Jerry Springer)
- The 2nd because she assumed that he couldn’t speak French because he was “dark skinned.” Some of the French Soccer team players in the World Cup are dark skinned!
As for the last question, Texas Fans are just ignorant period. In the last 40 years, the Nebraska program has won 5 National Championships to your one. Red just plains looks better than “burnt orange” (the dumbest name for a color ever)! Lastly, we have more than 14 TV’s…we are up to over 20. We are happy to join the Big 10.
Congrats to Constable Charanjit Meharu for being so smart. The same should be said about Dr. Harvey Perlman and Tom Osborne for using their minds to getting us in a better situation and away from another blowing sack of hot air…the average Texas Longhorn Fan! Enjoy your evening!
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Well when you judge your school for only its football career you are bound to fail despite whatever conference you are in. Nebraska has 21 Varsity sports and 23 National championships from all the sports in the history of your school (circa 1869). Texas meanwhile has 18 Varsity sports, and has won 48 National championships since it formed as a school 1883. So bragging about what you did two decades ago makes you sound a lot like Uncle Rico reminiscing of his glory days and how Tommie Frazier could throw his steak over those mountains over there. You forget the fact that your endowment is 10 times smaller than ours, and when you look to the future of a program, getting out of our shadow is the only chance you will have to see yours grow. Good luck in the Big 10.