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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes to America for giving the impression that he embraces the Chinese mandate of one child per family. He also apologized to President Xi Jinping, when the Chinese leader called him an idiot after Biden tried to…
Want A College Scholarship? Go Gay!
Do you not posses the heart of a champion athelete or the brain of an Asian teenager? Do you have a little chance of getting a scholarship based off your talents or hard work? Did don’t ask don’t tell keep you from being able to fight for your country? Don’t…
Who Should Be Your Candidate?
At this moment in time there are a great number of choices for Presidential candidate. Eventually the list will be whittled down to two, but at this point in time each person can dream of their own favorite candidate as President. But, who is the best candidate for you?
Here…
Do You Trust Psychiatrists? Normalizing Pedophilia
I have never been a big fan of the field of psychology (even though I have a minor in it). Sitting back in a chair – you telling- all your problems stem from your relationship with your parents, is just too easy. Ok, for all those of you who are…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he worked feverishly over the past month to finish it, going through several boxes of crayons and coloring the last few pages.
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Who Is Rick Perry?
Rick Perry has been the focus of attention since announcing his intentions to run for President. Questions are flying around painting him as a conservative and as a liberal.
Who is Rick Perry?
Here are 10 issues that could…
Who Loves You, Obama?
Muslim Americans love Obama! Ok, maybe that’s not news. A new Gallup poll, in conjunction with Abu Dhabi Gallup Center (a partnership between Gallup and the Crown Prince Court of Abu Dhabi) showed that Muslim Americans
Hey Urkel, STFU!
In the 1990′s a sitcom called Family Matters ran on ABC (and later on CBS)for nine full seasons. The show featured a black, middle class family from Chicago and the misadventures they had with their young neighbor, Steve Urkel.
Urkel was a zany, outlandish character with…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…
Why Spending Must Be Cut
In this the post debt debate, post financial downgrade time period, all we hear is how taxes need to be raised to turn the economy around. The Tea Party members are getting attacked for their insistence on a no new taxes pledge. Never mind that everybody knows spending cuts are as…
Are Ernie and Bert About to be Outed?
By Czech Mate
Change.org has launched an online signature drive to urge producers of ”Sesame Street” to allow Ernie and Bert to take their relationship to the next level. More than 900 people have reportedly signed the petition and a Facebook page has also attracted attention.
“We are not…
The US Credit Rating: Another Term for Ponzi Scheme
America’s credit rating being downgraded by Standard & Poor’s should come as a shock to all Americans who have had their heads buried up their assess for the last eighty years. Stating the obvious, S&P merely noted, if the present rate of spending continues, the…
London Burns, Is America Far Behind?
London burns, as riots continue and spread from the city beyond from what began as a peaceful protest against a police shooting of a man who may have shot at the police. Kind of reminds a person of Detroit, doesn’t it?!
Of course…
Michelle, Is That You?
AUTHOR: CZECH MATE
Well, Newsweek finally put Michelle Bachmann on the cover this week. (At
least I THINK that’s who it is.)
Saying that the photo is a little unflattering would miss the mark like
saying Barney Frank has a slight speech impediment. The crew at Newsweek
…
New Spiderman Is Gay?
Every so often all the B.S. in Washington gets to me and I have to escape the warped world of reality, that’s when I turn to my hero…Superman.
Superhero comics have always been more than an escape for most people and especially young kids. Superheroes are popular among kids and…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the former MSNBC host of “Countdown”, Keith Olbermann. According to the Nielsen Ratings and other polls, Current Tv is so boring, that the…
Who Does Our Tax Dollars Support?
The Debt Ceiling debate has been waged now for a couple months. As the debate unfolded a few truism came forth: Boehner can’t be trusted with much, especially our wallets, and the democrats only want to cut the military.
The newly passed debt deal “cuts” spending and puts 50% of the…
The 2011 Deficit is becoming a Greatest Generations Moment
The 2011 Deficit is becoming a Greatest Generations Moment.
Now, from a actual life or death point of view, I would not compare this to the hundreds of thousands who died in WWII to keep us free. However, I would say, without exaggerating, that the 2011 Deficit battle is one…
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