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My New York State of Mind
President Obama’s half-brother is running for Governor in Kenya. A confused Donald Trump immediately accused him of being born in Hawaii.
The results of President Obama’s periodic medical exam will be released before the end of this month. If they check his social security card, they may find he has…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
Washington elites are looking into the 2009 idea, of Georgia blogger only known as “Beowulf”, of releasing a trillion dollar coin, made of platinum. No point in obtaining a trillion dollars worth of platinum. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is warming up to it. The idea being the treasury could create…
Where does the Buck stop in DC?
Marlon Brando refused his Oscar award (1972) for the title role in ‘The Godfather’ as a means of publicizing the cause of Native American Indians. In order to protest Hollywood’s (and America’s) poor treatment of Native Americans, Brando sent a woman who called herself Sacheen Littlefeather to make a ‘refusal…
What Comes After 2012?
Dear Matty,
My friends and I just got done watching the movie 2012. According to the Mayans, and Nostradamus, the world is coming to an end in 12/21/2012. Now we have earthquakes in Haiti, snow on the ground in 49 states, cats and dogs living together. Tell me Matty, is…
Matty’s Corralled Thought- Death of the Twinkie
Video killed the radio star and the union added snack cakes to its (job) death toll today. It was announced today that Hostess will be going out of business (liquidating sugary liquids) and taking with them the beloved Twinkie, Ding Dong and Ho Ho. Normally this column is…
Unsolvable X-File: A Creature Feature
“I want to believe” was a poster seen in the opening credits of X-Files and the over-riding theme of FBI Special Agents Scully and Mulder on the X-Files. The weekly shows would feature some paranormal phenomenon or person(s) and the two agents were called-in to investigate. Agent Fox Mulder was…
PSA for surviving Election Night Riots
While dodging zombies, mummies and other brainless wonders on Halloween night, I got to thinking on “how are we going to contend with the disappointed brainless Obama voter on election night?” The Democrats will do anything to maintain power. Rumors have been milling about that if Obama loses and…
Red State Report Endorsement for President
Here at the Red State Report, we do not enjoy the same tax status of a church. So, like many black churches in America, we are allowed to recommend to you who…
An alleged abortion-cancer link
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and pink is appearing everywhere, including NFL games. While fighting breast cancer is a noble cause, not all people are eager to jump on the bandwagon.
That includes those who celebrate October as Respect Life Month and are convinced of a possible…
Romney Vs. Obama Round 1: A Knockout!
No matter how you slice it, it was a great night for Mitt Romney. Butt stomping, beatdown, whatever you want to call it. At times, it was hard to tell who was President and who wasn’t. While I don’t think it was a homerun, Romney certainly hit doubles and triples…
Matty, What to do about Israel?
Dear Matty:
Foreign policy is an important consideration in the upcoming election. Now we have the middle east in full anti-American mode, with attacks on embassies in Yemen, Egypt and Libya. Now we find Obama will not meet with PM Netanyahu, but is taking time out of his “busy” schedule…
Have we Forgotten? 9/11 Anniversary Edition
On this 9/11 Anniversary, one question needs to be asked again…have we forgotten?
This a reprint of a post written by Matthew Jerome last year. I think it is worth a 2nd look.
This Saturday marks an American day of irreversible events that have defined a religion, reshaped a…
Ask Matty: Musical Chairs
Dear Matty:
Am I missing something with Clint Eastwood and the chair?
Buffy, Vancouver
Dear Buffy,
I must admit I was doing my part to stimulate the economy the evening Mr. Eastwood was talking to the chair. I too, was confused when i started watching it mid-way through…
Matty’s Corraled Thoughts
For those youngsters out there still thinking of getting that tattoo, Russia has revealed the tattooed decorated body
of a 25 year old Ukok princess. She is thought to have died and been preserved for over 2,500 years. For the past 19 years the mummy has been kept mainly at a…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
Last week Obama was having a photo-op breakfast with a 70 year old small business owner in Ohio . He hugged her and stiffed her without paying. About six hours later, the business owner had a heart attack and died. Not only is Obama killing the small businesses…
It Ain’t Easy Being Green
A great lesson is upon us straight from across the pond. United Kingdom drivers are being punished for going green. The treasury is considering adding additional taxes, onto those individuals that have purchased hybrid vehicles, because they are going to be losing additional gas revenue. They are determining…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
Funny how a cartoon can imitate life so well. In the Simpsons’ episode “New Kid on the Block”, Homer takes Sea Captain Horatio McCallister to court because he was denied all he could eat seafood, while still hungry, at The Frying Dutchman’s all-you-can-eat buffet. Wisconsin’s own Bill Wisth had the…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
Following her predecessor’s lead (Collin Powell), Hillary Clinton left her war paint at home and greeted her Bangladesh counterparts au natural, a couple days ago. The media has been going ga ga ever since about her ” I don’t give a dam” look. She might have been coming off of…
Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.
Romney and Obama are battling over dogs.
I love epic events the can define a generation. Nowadays, most epic events start the letter “X” (X-games, XFL, Xbox, Xanax). That letter just seems cooler. But, for an older generation, our epic events started with the words “the battle…
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