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My New York State of Mind
Michelle Obama is being sued by the Cleveland Browns for wearing one of their football helmets in public without permission…
The San Francisco 49ners & the Baltimore Ravens will square off in Super Bowl 47 next Sunday . Thanks to Ray Lewis, the Ravens have a killer defense…
Nice crocodile…
Matty’s Corralled Thought- Death of the Twinkie
Video killed the radio star and the union added snack cakes to its (job) death toll today. It was announced today that Hostess will be going out of business (liquidating sugary liquids) and taking with them the beloved Twinkie, Ding Dong and Ho Ho. Normally this column is…
The Blame Wars
Much like the brain cell challenged trio in Delta Farce, the establishment republicans are going to war with the wrong people. Larry the Cable Guy and his crew end up believing they have been dropped in the middle of Iraq, questioning all the surrounding natives as if they are Iraqis. …
PSA for surviving Election Night Riots
While dodging zombies, mummies and other brainless wonders on Halloween night, I got to thinking on “how are we going to contend with the disappointed brainless Obama voter on election night?” The Democrats will do anything to maintain power. Rumors have been milling about that if Obama loses and…
RINO Waterboy Wants to be Relevant
A big endorsement occurred on Nov 1st.
Actually it’s kind of a joke, the endorsement is real, but the person doing the endorsement is a joke. A RINO crawled out of his rabbit hole and made an endorsement for the other side again.
Chuck Hagel endorsed Democrat Bob Kerrey. Sorry…
Should Obama Be Brought Up On Charges?
Normally I would think most people have had enough of an event that happened months ago, but not the case with Obama and Libya. The press has been actively burying or just not reporting on this…
Red State Report Endorsement for President
Here at the Red State Report, we do not enjoy the same tax status of a church. So, like many black churches in America, we are allowed to recommend to you who…
Debate #3-To Tell The Truth…Or Not.
There once was a game show-To Tell The Truth. In the show the central character is accompanied by two impostors who pretend to be the central character. The goal was to tell which person, out of the 3, was telling the truth, while the others were telling lies. These debates aren’t…
Did Candy Collude With Obama?
As it goes for republican presidential nominees, they know when they walk into a debate, the debate moderator will be pulling for the democrat. It is expected the moderator will interrupt the republican more than the democrat, give more time to the democrat, but Candy Crowley went one step further.…
Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden
The Obama administration is trouble. How do I know this? Comedians are turning on Obama.
Jay Leno has found great fodder from within the Obama administration. His latest monologue hit comes from his assessment of the Biden/Ryan debate. Check out the video in the link below:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyMaOMVfqw
The best humor…
Crazy Joe Jam- the gift that keeps on giving
The Vice-Presidential debate was being built up as potentially the most entertaining ever. When the smoke cleared, what were the viewers left with?
When discussing the winners and losers for the debate, I will have to say the loser was….the viewers!
Most people tuned in to see the gaffe machine…
Romney Vs. Obama Round 1: A Knockout!
No matter how you slice it, it was a great night for Mitt Romney. Butt stomping, beatdown, whatever you want to call it. At times, it was hard to tell who was President and who wasn’t. While I don’t think it was a homerun, Romney certainly hit doubles and triples…
What To Expect In The Debates
Presidential debates start this Wednesday. Tension builds, who will win?
The answer is easy, Obama!
Why you say will Obama win? Obama should lose and be embarrassed, he has nothing to say that is good about his 1st term. The economy is a disaster, foreign policy has gone up in…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.
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How Do We Read All These Polls?
Polls come flying out of multiple press outlets daily like bullets from an M-16. Some have Romney up by 1, others Obama by 1, then there are the polls that have Obama with huge leads in nearly all the battleground states, while another has us believe Pennsylvania is within a…
Reasons To Vote For And Pledge Allegiance To Obama
Actresses throughout Hollywood are now asking people to“plege allegiance to Obama“. As Jessica Alba stated: “Growing up, my classmates and I started every day with a ritual: We’d stand up, put our right hand over…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no shoes, no shirt, no jackets filled with high explosives, no service policy”. They said it is an insensitive and arrogant attempt by…
How Is Aborti-stock Doing?
After two full days I am wondering, how is the DNC Convention, a.k.a Aborti-stock doing?
Up to this point it appears Aborti-stock is becoming an audition for the next face of Sham Wow. The speakers are excellent performers, reading the teleprompter flawlessly.
The democrats climbed all…
Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, states that she plans on taking it one step further. She tells a Denver crowd, that she will soon be lobbying for…
Ask Matty: Musical Chairs
Dear Matty:
Am I missing something with Clint Eastwood and the chair?
Buffy, Vancouver
Dear Buffy,
I must admit I was doing my part to stimulate the economy the evening Mr. Eastwood was talking to the chair. I too, was confused when i started watching it mid-way through…
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