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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 19th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Tuscan Islands of Giglio, Italy – There is now international outrage at Captain Francesco Schettino for abandoning the Costa Concordia, leaving passengers to fend for themselves. Schettino later stated after his arrest, that the reason why he promptly left the cruise ship and went…
Obama the Tax Sow
With last night’s debate (aka snore-fest except for Herman Cain) now behind us, we are left wondering who will actually be there to stop the great Tax Sow, President Obama and the Democrats.
We are in a time when job growth is nil, people are uncertain about their futures and…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…
The 2011 Deficit is becoming a Greatest Generations Moment
The 2011 Deficit is becoming a Greatest Generations Moment.
Now, from a actual life or death point of view, I would not compare this to the hundreds of thousands who died in WWII to keep us free. However, I would say, without exaggerating, that the 2011 Deficit battle is one…
The Deficit Dance
Why can’t Congress agree on fixing the Deficit?
Republicans and Democrats have been spending a tremendous amount of energy discussing the deficit, the debt ceiling, and the need to pass legislation to address the August 2nd deadline. Both sides are accusing the other of being unwilling to compromise. What can…
News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
The Pamplona Running of the Bulls is taking place now. It is a part of the S an Fermin Festival, which runs in Pamplona, Spain, from July 6 to July 14 every year. The race- which has people dressed in white shirt…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Random Thoughts
Author: Blake Grantham
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama tells Ann Curry on the “Today Show” that ATMs has stolen a lot of jobs. He stated that he will soon be introducing a bill that will ban all ATMs nationwide, and they will be replaced…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Funny Government Waste Part 2
Author: Blake Grantham
Government waste (state by state), Part 2
Florida – $5,400,00.00 to deal with the surprising and alarming problem of elderly residents in retirement communities that are forming senior citizen gangs.
Nevada – $580,000.000 to determine if Christians would object to slot machines being placed in…
Unconfirmed Breaking News: Funny State Spending
Author: Blake Grantham
Government waste state by state, part 1
Mississippi – $1,400,000.00 on why 38% of the homes still have outhouses.
Rhode Island – $875,000.00 on research trying to figure out how this tiny place became a state, instead of a suburb of Massachusetts.
Illinois – Considering…
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