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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 17th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gayle King remains calm as Michelle Obama gives her some career advice. The First Lady commended her for landing the job on “CBS this Morning”, but then told her that her apparent obsession with trying to talk and…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Mesa, Arizona – Arizona’s governor Jan Brewer, is seen in a heated discussion with President Obama over immigration. Brewer was visibly animated as she demanded that the President secure the southern borders. Obama was just as passionate about his position, and responded by saying…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 19th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Tuscan Islands of Giglio, Italy – There is now international outrage at Captain Francesco Schettino for abandoning the Costa Concordia, leaving passengers to fend for themselves. Schettino later stated after his arrest, that the reason why he promptly left the cruise ship and went…
Showdown: New Hampshire
Showdown: New Hampshire
Having started as a fishing colony and part of Taxachusetts, New Hampshire is distinguished today as the least relevant of the 13 original colonies. It’s largest city has just over 100,000 people, most of whom wish they were Canadian. And yet, once again, despite its…
Gay Marriage…In Comic Books
I have said it before, but it is worth repeating…Comic books are an escape for adults and kids alike, but certainly kids, so don’t use the comic books as a social experiment.
Marvel, it was reported was toying with making the new Spiderman gay (if they did already, I’m not…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 8th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention state that they have no record of Al Sharpton, Donald Trump, or Jesse Jackson ever contracting an STD, even though all three are notorious camera whores.
What Comes After 2012?
Dear Matty,
My friends and I just got done watching the movie 2012. According to the Mayans, and Nostradamus, the world is coming to an end in 12/12/2012. Now we have earthquakes in Haiti, snow on the ground in 49 states, cats and dogs living together. Tell me Matty, is…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 24th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group of people addressing the same emotional problem, was not very successful. They chartered a bus with more than 60 people from various supports groups, that all had…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 16th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC accuses Fox News of being extremely unpatriotic. Phil Griffin the President of MSNBC, states that Fox News still refuses to submit their weekly guest list and discussion topics to the White House for approval before they air.…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 10th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A flight attendant for American Airlines gets reprimanded for getting actor Alec Baldwin kicked off a plane, for playing games on his cell phone while still at the gate. A spokesman for American Airlines stated that the flight attendant’s actions…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – GOP presidential candidate New Gingrich receives the coveted endorsement from the highly-influential New Hampshire newspaper “The Manchester Union Leader”. According to an anonymous source, Mitt Romney who was counting on that endorsement, took it very hard. Before being heavily sedated,…
Governor Heineman or Governor Milk Toast?
There has been a lot of speculation as to what Governor Heineman will do when he leaves the Governor’s Office in two years. Romney’s VP? Secretary of Ag? Lobbyist?
My suggestion: Sing high tenor for the Vienna Boy’s Choir… I will let your imagination fill in the blanks!
It’s not…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct. 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is said to be furious after President Obama not only refused to shake his hand, but laughed in his face with his staff. The situation happened when both men thought the microphones were turned off. Biden extended…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct 7th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Fremont, California – An employee of bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra, shows President Obama the area of the building where the $528 million given to them by the federal government, literally vanished before their eyes. Based upon this new information, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama angers Congresswoman Maxine Waters after telling the audience at the Congressional Black Caucus to “stop complaining”. Waters was later overheard informing the President that he had no right to talk to them like they were children. Obama responded by…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Former vice president Al Gore, plans on having a 24-hour worldwide presentation to combat the growing international disbelief that man’s actions is a major contributor to global warming. He said he agreed to have the program in Denmark, as long as…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes to America for giving the impression that he embraces the Chinese mandate of one child per family. He also apologized to President Xi Jinping, when the Chinese leader called him an idiot after Biden tried to…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he worked feverishly over the past month to finish it, going through several boxes of crayons and coloring the last few pages.
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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…
The US Credit Rating: Another Term for Ponzi Scheme
America’s credit rating being downgraded by Standard & Poor’s should come as a shock to all Americans who have had their heads buried up their assess for the last eighty years. Stating the obvious, S&P merely noted, if the present rate of spending continues, the…
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