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Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 9th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton tells Congress that she and her former staff at the State Department are currently going over all of the documents regarding the attack on the U.S. Embassy in Benghazi. She explained that she is confident that within the next…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Blake’s Advise Column
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
Because I always lived in big cities, my recent visit to a farm was quite a disappointing experience. After sitting outside for hours in a field near some crops with a cup in my hand, I learned that no “cream” comes from “wheat”, which proves that the…
Dude Looks Like A Batgirl
I did steal this title from Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like A Lady”, but I’m sure Steven Tyler will be OK with it, maybe.
D.C. Comics is wading back into the LGBT community (You have to add a Q to the alphabet soup now, which stands for questioning). Last…
Medical Appointments And Gun Control
Obamacare has put many new rules on the healthcare professionals. It is suggested that one of the rules now in force is the need to ask each patient about any potential guns the patient owns. Of course this question would be out of bounds and hard to believe, but then…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 19th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After conducting an investigation which included video surveillance, a private detective states that he has proof that “American Idol” judge Nicki Minaj and Mrs. Potato Head, are the exact same person. The unnamed detective said he has hundreds of photos that…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 6th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of speculation, the Democratic National Committee finally produces compelling evidence of their most loyal and dependable voters on any given election day.
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Indiana coach…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is upset with Texas Governor Rick Perry for running ads in California encouraging businesses to move to the Lone Star State because of the “low taxes, sensible regulations and fair legal system.” Brown countered by running ads stating…
My New York State of Mind
Another one of President Obama’s speechwriters is leaving the White House for Hollywood. He wishes to pursue a screenwriting career. After 4 years of writing for him, he became an expert at fiction…
An Iranian monkey has officially blamed Jews for sending him into space….
Kinda funny how the colors…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 31st
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Despite an all-star cast, “Movie 43” is being universally called the “worst flick ever made” by every critic in America. According to reports from several cities nationwide it is so bad, that many theater owners have been arrested and tossed into…
My New York State of Mind
Michelle Obama is being sued by the Cleveland Browns for wearing one of their football helmets in public without permission…
The San Francisco 49ners & the Baltimore Ravens will square off in Super Bowl 47 next Sunday . Thanks to Ray Lewis, the Ravens have a killer defense…
Nice crocodile…
This Is A Beauty Contest, Not A IQ Contest
I have wondered out loud about the intelligence of the normal person in our country. I have found a couple of video’s, that show at least those we hope are intelligent are, well…mental midgets
I know, some of you will say she meant medical marijuana. I don’t think so. She…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013:
1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the first time.
2. Through Ancestry.com, Tom Cruise will discovery that he is a direct descendant of munchkins.
3. Senator Nancy Pelosi will…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
Washington elites are looking into the 2009 idea, of Georgia blogger only known as “Beowulf”, of releasing a trillion dollar coin, made of platinum. No point in obtaining a trillion dollars worth of platinum. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is warming up to it. The idea being the treasury could create…
My New York State of Mind
I cannot stand Gloria Steinem…she reminds me of Schelprock from Pebbles & Bam Bam Show….the guy whose mere presence “woowsie wowsie whoah” would cause crowds to flee and buildings to collapse.
Director David R. Ellie died this week. Anyone remember the movie Snakes on the Plane? I never unintentionally laughed…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 21st
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine announces that President Obama will be their choice for Man of the Year for 2012. They say that he was given the title because of how hard and tirelessly he worked, doing everything he could to…
What Comes After 2012?
Dear Matty,
My friends and I just got done watching the movie 2012. According to the Mayans, and Nostradamus, the world is coming to an end in 12/21/2012. Now we have earthquakes in Haiti, snow on the ground in 49 states, cats and dogs living together. Tell me Matty, is…
Is Obama The Reason For The Season?
Liberal sycophants are labeling Obama as more than the “One” again. Michael D’Antuono has released his painting giving Obama the appearance of being crucified. The painting was to first appear in 2008, but was pulled due the tremendous outrage at such a depiction. D’Antuono stated “The crucifixion of…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is again defending his statement that he was thankful for Hurricane Sandy, because it helped get President Obama reelected. He also said, that if it’ll help the democratic candidate get elected, in 2016 he wouldn’t…
PSA for surviving Election Night Riots
While dodging zombies, mummies and other brainless wonders on Halloween night, I got to thinking on “how are we going to contend with the disappointed brainless Obama voter on election night?” The Democrats will do anything to maintain power. Rumors have been milling about that if Obama loses and…
Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden
The Obama administration is trouble. How do I know this? Comedians are turning on Obama.
Jay Leno has found great fodder from within the Obama administration. His latest monologue hit comes from his assessment of the Biden/Ryan debate. Check out the video in the link below:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyMaOMVfqw
The best humor…
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