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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 16th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC accuses Fox News of being extremely unpatriotic. Phil Griffin the President of MSNBC, states that Fox News still refuses to submit their weekly guest list and discussion topics to the White House for approval before they air.…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 10th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A flight attendant for American Airlines gets reprimanded for getting actor Alec Baldwin kicked off a plane, for playing games on his cell phone while still at the gate. A spokesman for American Airlines stated that the flight attendant’s actions…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – GOP presidential candidate New Gingrich receives the coveted endorsement from the highly-influential New Hampshire newspaper “The Manchester Union Leader”. According to an anonymous source, Mitt Romney who was counting on that endorsement, took it very hard. Before being heavily sedated,…
Governor Heineman or Governor Milk Toast?
There has been a lot of speculation as to what Governor Heineman will do when he leaves the Governor’s Office in two years. Romney’s VP? Secretary of Ag? Lobbyist?
My suggestion: Sing high tenor for the Vienna Boy’s Choir… I will let your imagination fill in the blanks!
It’s not…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct. 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is said to be furious after President Obama not only refused to shake his hand, but laughed in his face with his staff. The situation happened when both men thought the microphones were turned off. Biden extended…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct 7th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Fremont, California – An employee of bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra, shows President Obama the area of the building where the $528 million given to them by the federal government, literally vanished before their eyes. Based upon this new information, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama angers Congresswoman Maxine Waters after telling the audience at the Congressional Black Caucus to “stop complaining”. Waters was later overheard informing the President that he had no right to talk to them like they were children. Obama responded by…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Former vice president Al Gore, plans on having a 24-hour worldwide presentation to combat the growing international disbelief that man’s actions is a major contributor to global warming. He said he agreed to have the program in Denmark, as long as…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes to America for giving the impression that he embraces the Chinese mandate of one child per family. He also apologized to President Xi Jinping, when the Chinese leader called him an idiot after Biden tried to…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he worked feverishly over the past month to finish it, going through several boxes of crayons and coloring the last few pages.
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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…
The US Credit Rating: Another Term for Ponzi Scheme
America’s credit rating being downgraded by Standard & Poor’s should come as a shock to all Americans who have had their heads buried up their assess for the last eighty years. Stating the obvious, S&P merely noted, if the present rate of spending continues, the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the former MSNBC host of “Countdown”, Keith Olbermann. According to the Nielsen Ratings and other polls, Current Tv is so boring, that the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with demand. Because of the rule changes in Major League Baseball due to health reasons, all dugouts must now have at least ten spittoons.
Unconfirmed Breaking News for July 13, 2011
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily throwing some coffee he just bought at the restaurant, that he alleged was way too hot.
News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
The Pamplona Running of the Bulls is taking place now. It is a part of the S an Fermin Festival, which runs in Pamplona, Spain, from July 6 to July 14 every year. The race- which has people dressed in white shirt…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/ Random Thoughts
Author: Blake Grantham
BREAKING NEWS – Eugene, Oregon – The City Council votes down a proposal to say the Pledge of Allegiance before every council meeting. Mayor Kitty Piercy stated the Pledge of Allegiance is divisive and insensitive to the people in their city who have no loyalty whatsoever to the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Random Thoughts
Author: Blake Grantham
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama tells Ann Curry on the “Today Show” that ATMs has stolen a lot of jobs. He stated that he will soon be introducing a bill that will ban all ATMs nationwide, and they will be replaced…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Funny Government Waste Part 2
Author: Blake Grantham
Government waste (state by state), Part 2
Florida – $5,400,00.00 to deal with the surprising and alarming problem of elderly residents in retirement communities that are forming senior citizen gangs.
Nevada – $580,000.000 to determine if Christians would object to slot machines being placed in…
Unconfirmed Breaking News: Funny State Spending
Author: Blake Grantham
Government waste state by state, part 1
Mississippi – $1,400,000.00 on why 38% of the homes still have outhouses.
Rhode Island – $875,000.00 on research trying to figure out how this tiny place became a state, instead of a suburb of Massachusetts.
Illinois – Considering…
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