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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Apr. 27th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM:
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that this latest scandal of Secret Service agents involved in prostitution, is a compelling reason for ObamaCare. He explained that the agents that are paid to protect him, should not have the extra financial burden of buying at…
D.C. Ink
Dear Matty,
It is tax time again and I was wondering why the U.S. Tax Code is 6 times longer than War and Peace?
Amy in Omaha
Dear Amy,
It is tax week for us working Americans. I checked out Tolstoy’s War and Peace from the library and started counting the…
Jon Stewart’s Relevant Journey to Funnyville
Jon Stewart Journeys to Funnyville
History is full of inspirational and challenging journeys that have provided man with great wealth, knowledge, and power. Listed below are some you may recognize.
-Odysseus’s Odyssey 1178 BC
-Spain’s search for El Dorado 1542
-Lewis & Clark’s journey across the uncharted territories of…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts: Oscar Night Edition!!
If you feel your house shift a little to the west tonight, it can mean only one thing– the lefty Hollywood heavies are having a party. Not just any party, but the grandaddy of them all! It is the Academy Awards night. A night where celebrities will arrive…
The Day The Earth Stood Still: Red State Report Movie Review
Film Review: “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008, 20th Century-Fox; Scott
Derrickson, Director)
Review by Richard Terrell
Cast & credits
Klaatu: Keanu Reeves
Helen Benson: Jennifer Connelly
Regina Jackson: Kathy Bates
Barnhardt: John Cleese
Michael…
Semper Fi Gunney
Chuck Norris has won the respect of almost every living (and maybe deceased) human on this planet. Who else would have as many quotes about their superhuman manliness? I would like to add Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey to that list.
I don’t believe there is an actor, current or…
Matty’s Corralled ‘Christmas at the Movies’ Thoughts…
“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” -Ronald Reagan
What better way to…
Charlie Sheen and Al Gore: More similar than you think
As we Republicans are getting ready to mow over the Democrats like fresh grass on Tuesday, I thought it would be a fun diversion to compare Charlie and Al, who were both back at being incredible dumb_______well, you know what the blank is.
On the subject of leaving the car…
Sen. Boxer Spoof Video
David Zucker famed producer of such classics as “The Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane, Top Secret, Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2 1/2, Scary Movie 3, and Scary Movie 4“, has “worked hard” to jump into the political…
Myth Busted
The day of the 69th anniversary of the “Day of Infamy” speech, our president will be appearing on one of my family’s favorite programs. On December 8th, BHO will be appearing on an episode of “Mythbusters”. What is a mythbuster? It is a t.v. show that displays two guys, Adam…
Corralled thoughts by Matty
Dueling political heavyweights Bill “the Comeback Kid” Clinton and Sarah “Mama Grizzly” Palin had a face off of sorts in West Virginia yesterday. Clinton was in the state to throw his support and weight around for Gov. Joe Manchin, for the US senate seat vacated by the death of Robert…
This Week in History (Real and Fake) for October 4th-10th
Before I start this weeks column, I must mention that on September 30th, President Jimmy Carter turned over the Panama Canal to Panama. Not only was he good at giving hugs to thugs and the world’s dictators, he was great at sacrificing our national interests as President. He…
KISS This Reality!
It has often been said that Hollywood is out of touch politically with the people who buy their product. Just like Obama with the rest of the American people.
What terrible fate must await when Shock Rocker and KISS front man Gene Simmons tells the democratic establishment they are,…
President Obama: Please, no second stimulus package.
Dear Mr. President, I bid you a warm welcome and hello.
You became President know for saying that you would bring about “change we can believe in.” Everything that has happened since then has brought about the exact opposite. I would like to mention that I am a relatively new…
Real and Fake History for September 8th, 2010. Red State Report
- On this day in 1974, President Ford pardoned former President Richard Nixon stating that “My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.” Two years after this was said, President Ford lost to Jimmy Carter…
- In 1998, Mark McGwire passed Roger Maris for the single season home run
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Red State Report: Real and Not So Real History Facts for 09/07/10
- The United States got its nickname “Uncle Sam” from a meat packer named Samuel Wilson. Samuel was a meat packer out of Troy New York. He stamped his barrels of meat that he sent to the Army “U.S.” Troops started calling the barrels Uncle Sam. This occurred in 1813
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Empire State Monster To Mother Theresa
In a time when we are told to have tolerance for religion, that seems to only apply to the Ground Zero Mosque and Islam.
In the city where they are debating religious freedom (which religious freedoms have nothing to do with the Ground Zero Mosque), this debate is lost on…
Stupak Winner: We’re off to see the Wizard….
Yes, I said it. I am alluding to Robert Reich being a munchkin. He’s 4’10″ tall for those of you who are not aware of this. Even if I’ve disagreed with him, he has always had my respect because he avoided cheap shots. Those are reserved for people who
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The Commander In Vacations
After a successful week at work, with a half a million more people applying for unemployment benefits, and 50% of those enrolled in the Obama mortgage-aid program leaving the program, it only makes sense it’s time to head out on a…
Matlock and the Case of the Missing Brain
Andy Griffith has released a commerical (see the posted video) selling the new health care system, as the greatest thing since sliced bread.
If you recall, Andy Griffith did a throwback commercial with Ron Howard (i.e. Opie) about Obama. This propaganda piece is a treasure about how Obama was going to…
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