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From Detroit With Love And Mr. Peace

Author: The Amazing Chattburger:

There are sports figures that have set good examples for their fans, and then there are those whom you wouldn’t invite home for dinner.

Lloyd Bernard Free apparently set a trend when in 1981 he changed his first name to “World”. That’s right; his…

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Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

Romney and Obama are battling over dogs.

I love epic events the can define a generation. Nowadays, most epic events start the letter “X” (X-games, XFL, Xbox, Xanax). That letter just seems cooler. But, for an older generation, our epic events started with the words “the battle…

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Merry Christmas!

Christmas brings back many good memories and they all involve family and as I prepare to Go over the Platte River and thru the….ah, there aren’t many trees in Nebraska, oh well….to Grandmothers House I Go. It is during this time I reflect on Christmas and the many ways the…

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Happy Thanksgiving

Rush Limbaugh will, annually cover the true beginnings of the idea for Thanksgiving. Last year I wrote this post to explain how Thanksgiving became a national holiday. The reason’s are so profound that I will make this an annual post. With just a few edits, here is the history…

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Political Correctness and Christmas: Where does it get us?

Election 2012 is upon us, but first, we must get through the most political time of the year….Christmas.

I decided, that before we get full tilt into Newt, Mitt or Herman, we should enjoy a witty observation by none other than Ben Stein, a Conservative Jewish American who does a…

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New Spiderman Is Gay?

Every so often all the B.S. in Washington gets to me and I have to escape the warped world of reality, that’s when I turn to my hero…Superman.

Superhero comics have always been more than an escape for most people and especially young kids. Superheroes are popular among kids and…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the former MSNBC host of “Countdown”, Keith Olbermann. According to the Nielsen Ratings and other polls, Current Tv is so boring, that the…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with demand. Because of the rule changes in Major League Baseball due to health reasons, all dugouts must now have at least ten spittoons.

BREAKING…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News for July 13, 2011

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily throwing some coffee he just bought at the restaurant, that he alleged was way too hot.

BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British…

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News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

The Pamplona Running of the Bulls is taking place now. It is a part of the S an Fermin Festival, which runs in Pamplona, Spain, from July 6 to July 14 every year. The race- which has people dressed in white shirt…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/ Random Thoughts

Author: Blake Grantham

BREAKING NEWS – Austin Texas – Governor Rick Perry is asked by a Human Rights Official at the United Nations, to call off an execution of a convicted murder. Perry responds that it’s not his ultimate decision. He explained that he will go ahead with the scheduled…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/ Random Thoughts

Author: Blake Grantham

BREAKING NEWS – Eugene, Oregon – The City Council votes down a proposal to say the Pledge of Allegiance before every council meeting. Mayor Kitty Piercy stated the Pledge of Allegiance is divisive and insensitive to the people in their city who have no loyalty whatsoever to the…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Random Thoughts

Author: Blake Grantham

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama tells Ann Curry on the “Today Show” that ATMs has stolen a lot of jobs. He stated that he will soon be introducing a bill that will ban all ATMs nationwide, and they will be replaced…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Funny Government Waste Part 2

Author: Blake Grantham

Government waste (state by state), Part 2

Florida – $5,400,00.00 to deal with the surprising and alarming problem of elderly residents in retirement communities that are forming senior citizen gangs.

Nevada – $580,000.000 to determine if Christians would object to slot machines being placed in…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News: Funny State Spending

Author: Blake Grantham

Government waste state by state, part 1

Mississippi – $1,400,000.00 on why 38% of the homes still have outhouses.

Rhode Island – $875,000.00 on research trying to figure out how this tiny place became a state, instead of a suburb of Massachusetts.

Illinois – Considering…

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Republican or Democrat: Another Screw Job for Veterans!

Ronald Reagan once said that “Facts are Stubborn Things.” This is a quote that Matty has for his signature on his email and it always makes me stop and think, especially when I see…

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Jon Stewart’s Relevant Journey to Funnyville

Jon Stewart Journeys to Funnyville

History is full of inspirational and challenging journeys that have provided man with great wealth, knowledge, and power. Listed below are some you may recognize.

-Odysseus’s Odyssey 1178 BC

-Spain’s search for El Dorado 1542

-Lewis & Clark’s journey across the uncharted territories of…

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