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Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 9th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton tells Congress that she and her former staff at the State Department are currently going over all of the documents regarding the attack on the U.S. Embassy in Benghazi. She explained that she is confident that within the next…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Blake’s Advise Column
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
Because I always lived in big cities, my recent visit to a farm was quite a disappointing experience. After sitting outside for hours in a field near some crops with a cup in my hand, I learned that no “cream” comes from “wheat”, which proves that the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 19th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After conducting an investigation which included video surveillance, a private detective states that he has proof that “American Idol” judge Nicki Minaj and Mrs. Potato Head, are the exact same person. The unnamed detective said he has hundreds of photos that…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 6th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of speculation, the Democratic National Committee finally produces compelling evidence of their most loyal and dependable voters on any given election day.
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Indiana coach…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is upset with Texas Governor Rick Perry for running ads in California encouraging businesses to move to the Lone Star State because of the “low taxes, sensible regulations and fair legal system.” Brown countered by running ads stating…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 31st
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Despite an all-star cast, “Movie 43” is being universally called the “worst flick ever made” by every critic in America. According to reports from several cities nationwide it is so bad, that many theater owners have been arrested and tossed into…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013:
1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the first time.
2. Through Ancestry.com, Tom Cruise will discovery that he is a direct descendant of munchkins.
3. Senator Nancy Pelosi will…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 21st
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine announces that President Obama will be their choice for Man of the Year for 2012. They say that he was given the title because of how hard and tirelessly he worked, doing everything he could to…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is again defending his statement that he was thankful for Hurricane Sandy, because it helped get President Obama reelected. He also said, that if it’ll help the democratic candidate get elected, in 2016 he wouldn’t…
Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden
The Obama administration is trouble. How do I know this? Comedians are turning on Obama.
Jay Leno has found great fodder from within the Obama administration. His latest monologue hit comes from his assessment of the Biden/Ryan debate. Check out the video in the link below:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyMaOMVfqw
The best humor…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.
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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no shoes, no shirt, no jackets filled with high explosives, no service policy”. They said it is an insensitive and arrogant attempt by…
Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, states that she plans on taking it one step further. She tells a Denver crowd, that she will soon be lobbying for…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – While addressing an audience of almost exclusively women at the Auraria Event Center, President Obama states that it is unfair for Michelle Obama not to be paid for what she does as the First Lady. He said that if that changes,…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama refuses to back down from his statement, that anyone that who has ever created a successful business, cannot take credit for building it. He went on to say that the Wright Brothers should not have taken credit for building…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 8th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a White House press conference, President Obama speaks about his plan to go after the pharmaceutical companies to bring down the cost of Medicaid. He says he wants to pass a law that will heavily fine and or imprison any…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/June 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder is now in even more hot water after the media discovered a recent memo that he sent to his staff. In the memo, he warns everyone not to fully cooperate with current investigation regarding the recent…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 23rd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Los Angeles Laker guard Kobe Bryant speaks at a press conference, after the Thunder knocked them out of the playoffs. Bryant stated that even though it’s a team sport, he continues to get angry and frustrated when anyone on the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 6th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney continues to get very little nationwide support on his recent suggestion on how to deal with high gas prices.
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though OWN is on the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Apr. 27th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM:
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that this latest scandal of Secret Service agents involved in prostitution, is a compelling reason for ObamaCare. He explained that the agents that are paid to protect him, should not have the extra financial burden of buying at…
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