Published Articles
Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 9th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton tells Congress that she and her former staff at the State Department are currently going over all of the documents regarding the attack on the U.S. Embassy in Benghazi. She explained that she is confident that within the next…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Blake’s Advise Column
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
Because I always lived in big cities, my recent visit to a farm was quite a disappointing experience. After sitting outside for hours in a field near some crops with a cup in my hand, I learned that no “cream” comes from “wheat”, which proves that the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 19th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After conducting an investigation which included video surveillance, a private detective states that he has proof that “American Idol” judge Nicki Minaj and Mrs. Potato Head, are the exact same person. The unnamed detective said he has hundreds of photos that…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 6th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of speculation, the Democratic National Committee finally produces compelling evidence of their most loyal and dependable voters on any given election day.
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Indiana coach…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 14th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is upset with Texas Governor Rick Perry for running ads in California encouraging businesses to move to the Lone Star State because of the “low taxes, sensible regulations and fair legal system.” Brown countered by running ads stating…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is again defending his statement that he was thankful for Hurricane Sandy, because it helped get President Obama reelected. He also said, that if it’ll help the democratic candidate get elected, in 2016 he wouldn’t…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.
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Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, states that she plans on taking it one step further. She tells a Denver crowd, that she will soon be lobbying for…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama refuses to back down from his statement, that anyone that who has ever created a successful business, cannot take credit for building it. He went on to say that the Wright Brothers should not have taken credit for building…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 8th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a White House press conference, President Obama speaks about his plan to go after the pharmaceutical companies to bring down the cost of Medicaid. He says he wants to pass a law that will heavily fine and or imprison any…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/June 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder is now in even more hot water after the media discovered a recent memo that he sent to his staff. In the memo, he warns everyone not to fully cooperate with current investigation regarding the recent…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 23rd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Los Angeles Laker guard Kobe Bryant speaks at a press conference, after the Thunder knocked them out of the playoffs. Bryant stated that even though it’s a team sport, he continues to get angry and frustrated when anyone on the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Easter Edition
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On his radio show, Al Sharpton demands that all candy manufacturers rename the popular Easter gift for kids, “chocolate bunnies”. He explained that the current title is demeaning toward blacks, and all of the CEOs from the candy…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 22nd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Georgetown University Law Center student Sandra Fluke, returned to Congress with more demands of the federal government. She initially testified before the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee that all women should get free contraceptives. Now she is saying that the…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 8th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention state that they have no record of Al Sharpton, Donald Trump, or Jesse Jackson ever contracting an STD, even though all three are notorious camera whores.
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 24th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group of people addressing the same emotional problem, was not very successful. They chartered a bus with more than 60 people from various supports groups, that all had…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 16th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC accuses Fox News of being extremely unpatriotic. Phil Griffin the President of MSNBC, states that Fox News still refuses to submit their weekly guest list and discussion topics to the White House for approval before they air.…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov 11th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore’s patience finally pays off, as he stands with some of the Wall Street occupiers. He is pictured salivating as he watches the arrival of a pizza delivery man.
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 1st
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore tells Wall Street protestors, that banks have been ripping people off for years and should be held accountable. He added that over the past year for no apparent reason, his interest rate went from 7%…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct 7th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Fremont, California – An employee of bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra, shows President Obama the area of the building where the $528 million given to them by the federal government, literally vanished before their eyes. Based upon this new information, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder…
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