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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 21st
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine announces that President Obama will be their choice for Man of the Year for 2012. They say that he was given the title because of how hard and tirelessly he worked, doing everything he could to…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – While addressing an audience of almost exclusively women at the Auraria Event Center, President Obama states that it is unfair for Michelle Obama not to be paid for what she does as the First Lady. He said that if that changes,…
Gov’t Riding Shotgun With You–Mandated
If you have children you know there is always an argument over who gets to ride shotgun in the car with you (that is children old enough to be allowed in the front seat).
I have three entities riding shotgun with me most days, the winning child, St. Christopher (who…
Dear Santa! All I Want For Christmas Is…
Children lined up in stores across America this time of year is common place, of course all to see Jolly Ole St. Nick. They each have a list hoping to get most everything they ask for. Some children write Santa letters with their extensive list of Christmas wishes. Well, this…
NCAA: The Mascot Police
It is no surprise that we live in time that is dominated by politically correct language. Help the person who dares to purposely or innocently offend another person. That person could risk being guilt of a hate crime.
The largest entity that polices language on the University level, is the…
Ben Nelson:Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Planned Parenthood funding was stripped out of the latest budget bill (which was a joke), to be brought up on it’s own for funding.
Planned Parenthood is the nations largest abortion provider with 98% of pregnancy services provided by Planned Parenthood being abortions.
As it…
Obama And Reid To Starve Soldiers
A Government Shutdown looms and the Democrats are latching onto this as hard as possible. First the Dems claim 70,000 children will drop dead right in front of us, then Nancy Pelosi claims 6 million elderly will go hungry with the…
Obama’s State Of His Mind Speech
I apologize if you take the time to subject yourself to watching The State of the Union speech by Obama. I would prefer to watch “Joanie Loves Chachi” over this dribble, but in the course of duty, I obliged. We at the Red State Report can summarize the essence of…
2010 Red State Report Awards
The Red State Report journalists (Wayne, Skip, and Matty) held a beer summit in the press room of one of its founders, to award its annual Red State…
Beware The Lame Ducks
Don’t approach a wounded animal. This is a good rule to live by unless we are talking about the Lame-Duck Congress. This is a lame animal that has to be approached.
Before the elections in November we here at Red State Report were warning people to be vigilant because the…
President Obama: Please, no second stimulus package.
Dear Mr. President, I bid you a warm welcome and hello.
You became President know for saying that you would bring about “change we can believe in.” Everything that has happened since then has brought about the exact opposite. I would like to mention that I am a relatively new…
How Will Obama Respond to Common Sense on Immigration? No Comment
Americans for Legal Immigration, a group that’s actually tagged as an anti-immigration group by some in the press, have come up with the best solution yet (in my opinion) to the illegal immigrant problem in this country. In particular, the state of Arizona.
One of the biggest deterrents for illegal…
Barack Obama is a Liar and Bart Stupak is a Coward.
According to CNSNews.com, “the Health and Human Services Department is giving Pennsylvania $160 million to set up a new high-risk insurance pool that will cover any abortion that is legal in the state.” Apparently that ol’ executive order Obama used to get Bart Stupak’s vote for Obamacare is…
Name withheld upon request
Have you ever read an email, or received a critical telephone call where a person refuses to leave their name? It makes one wonder what that person can be hiding. RedStateReport has received a few emails from the likes of Constance Noring, Anita Bath, and even I.P. Freely. But, at…
Oil Makes Things Sticky
Now that Obama has finally gotten around to paying some attention to the BP oil disaster in the Gulf, it sounds like he’s in a hurry to find out what went wrong,
Video: Financial Reforms Too Bad Not To Fail
The Heritage Foundation has made this video to explain how the Democrats’ financial regulatory changes will work. According to the article accompanying the video, the bill “can better be described as a Wall Street Bailout bill” as it has 14 “fatal flaws” that “would actually make another…
“Banking Reform” Ignores Fannie and Freddie
Yesterday, Harry Reid moved the 1,400 page financial regulation bill forward by setting the cloture vote for Monday afternoon. You would think that a bill of this size would certainly address the central problems that led to the mortgage meltdown that got us all into this mess.
You would be…
Dems to Wear Bags Over Their Heads! Nancy and Harry Dolls For Sale!
According to Politico.com, the Democrats have decided they don’t need to submit a budget by April 15th. Before you get your Nancy Pelosi Voodoo Dolls out, the Senate does not have one drafted either. A Harry Reid Doll would probably look more like a troll. Not that I…
Reid Right By Accident, Wrong On Purpose
Yesterday, Harry Reid mistakenly voted “No” when asked for his vote on the health care reconciliation bill. Reid made the exact same mistake back in December.
Both of his gaffes elicited laughter from the entire Senate chamber, with yesterday’s prompting one person to shout…
You Got Some ‘Splainin To Do
Lately I’m reminded of the eternal words of Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) in Spaceballs: “Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” The Democrats’ approach to health care reform has followed this same line of logic. Although extremely unpopular with Americans across the country, Democrats are…
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