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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 24th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group of people addressing the same emotional problem, was not very successful. They chartered a bus with more than 60 people from various supports groups, that all had…
Should Cain Thank Perry?
We have all heard, ad nauseum, about the alleged sexually harassment claims being waged against Herman Cain. Now the Cain camp is coming out firing all barrels at the Rick Perry camp, claiming they are at fault for bringing the baseless story to the media.
I have a problem with…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct. 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is said to be furious after President Obama not only refused to shake his hand, but laughed in his face with his staff. The situation happened when both men thought the microphones were turned off. Biden extended…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden’s understanding and knowledge of foreign affairs has again come into question. When asked about the best way to deal with ethnic cleansing, Biden responded by saying that the White House does not endorse one detergent over another.…
Jon Bruning: Nebraska’s Joe Biden
AUTHOR: Elijah Lovejoy
Years ago, during his first campaign for Attorney General, there was a rumor when Bruning was in college, he got ticketed for stealing a bar sign out of Iguanas. “Who cares?” I thought. He was young.
Several years later I learned, when Bruning was in law school,…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes to America for giving the impression that he embraces the Chinese mandate of one child per family. He also apologized to President Xi Jinping, when the Chinese leader called him an idiot after Biden tried to…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he worked feverishly over the past month to finish it, going through several boxes of crayons and coloring the last few pages.
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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…
Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with demand. Because of the rule changes in Major League Baseball due to health reasons, all dugouts must now have at least ten spittoons.
More Pearls From Joe Biden
There are many truths of life, one of those is: If Joe Biden’s lips are moving, he’s putting his foot in his mouth.
The Vice President has been working over-time so much so his tongue is being examined for the possibility of athletes foot.
First there was the Veep on…
The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)
The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)
It’s been two years since the disastrous passage of the Economic Stimulus package and Obama and the main stream press are still defending it as the single greatest legislation to come from Washington (outside the healthcare law) since Washington was President.
The White House website…
Coralled Thoughts By Matty
New Jersey Governor and Red State Report- Red Star Award winner Chris Christie , was in Iowa Monday campaigning for Republican gubernatorial candidate Terry Branstad. Could this be a start of a 2012 presidential run by the conservative union busting Christie? We at Red State Report sure hope so.…
Crazy Joe Biden’s Jam of the Month Club
Joe Biden, to me as a conservative columnist/mocker of all things Democratic, confirms my belief in a creator. He is the gift that keeps on giving. Crazy Joe actually makes me think there is a Santa Claus everytime he opens his yapper.
His latest gaffe occurred in our home state,…
Alien Life on Earth
Your children will be sleeping better tonight thanks to an announcement from the United Nations this weekend. They are set to appoint Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist and current head of the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), to the position of Ambassador responsible for dealing with…
Obama’s Been Thinking…Watch Out!
I have been at a loss as to what to write about lately. Obama’s playbook hasn’t changed a bit: Economic numbers continue to drop and Obama asks for more money to correct it. He then goes on vacation. Last week was the same: Bad numbers…ask for more money…go on…
Will Obama’s Numbers be Like this in Two Years?
Strongly Approve 24%
Strongly Disapprove 46% (Matches highest for this president)
Total Approval 43%
[Note: Media coverage of Obama has improved significantly over past week as his approval ratings have slipped... While
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How Will Obama Respond to Common Sense on Immigration? No Comment
Americans for Legal Immigration, a group that’s actually tagged as an anti-immigration group by some in the press, have come up with the best solution yet (in my opinion) to the illegal immigrant problem in this country. In particular, the state of Arizona.
One of the biggest deterrents for illegal…
Crazy Joe’s “Fudge” Bomb is Now a Fundraiser! Go Dems!
One of the only funny things that came out of the week that Obama Care was passed was Crazy Joe giving us another memorable screw up on a microphone.
For those of you either living under a rock or doing your best ostrich imitation, our Vice President was on hand…
Liberal Laugh: I’d Rather Have Howard Stern
Now I am not a big Howard Stern Fan at all. In comparison to Andy Stern, one of Obama’s cronies, however, I think I would take Howard, with the 70′s hair, big nose and general crassness. Andy Stern’s speaking style puts me to sleep, but his words do not. This…
Liberal Laugh: Nuclear Option Now An Option
This has to do with politics. This video should make anyone laugh, Democrat or Republican. The Dems called reconciliation in 2005 all sorts of names (constitutional crisis, totalitarian, etc.) Harry Reid and Joe Biden are later in the video, but they are awesome in their hypocrisy. They all…
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