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Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd
AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM
BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the former MSNBC host of “Countdown”, Keith Olbermann. According to the Nielsen Ratings and other polls, Current Tv is so boring, that the…
Matty’s Corralled Thoughts
New education guidelines are being introduced by the Department of Education. Schools will be forced to publish teacher’s salaries, qualifications and sickness rates in a plan to drive up classroom standards. Also included are these new guidelines are the following:
• Each child will be given a reading test…
My Day of Gloating as a Republican!
While my other cohorts in crime have all given great thoughts (Skip), exhortations (Mike) or just plain funny (Matthew), I thought I would give you my day today.
8:04…Voted. In Nebraska, a Democrat (Kickback Nelson excluded) stands as much chance of winning as I do playing in the NBA. (I’m…
Keith O must have gotten his Used Socks!
Last week I speculated that Rachel and Keith must be getting paid in “cans of pork and beans and used socks” with the way the ratings are going at MSNBC. They are losing such relevant networks as the Toon Network, AMC and Spike. I did check…
Keith Olbermann is losing to Porky Pig!!
I try to limit myself to one article a day, but the liberals are just giving me too much. The latest cable ratings just came out and were just posted a little bit ago. Here are the latest results
They are hard to read, but it’s worth blowing…
Aid and Comfort
The Media Research Center reports that over the past twelve months, the liberal mainstream media has “continually stacked the deck in favor of a big government takeover of health care.” In related news, they’re also reporting that ACORN may actually be a corrupt liberal organization and that politicians…
Michael Moore Hates Capitalism
Michael Moore likes to tell stories…and eat cheeseburgers. But that’s not what this article is about.
Moore’s latest propaganda piece, Capitalism: A Love Story, came out on DVD and Blu-ray last week. If it hasn’t made its way to the top of your Netflix queue just yet, let me…
Let ‘Em All Die!
Dear Matty,
I’m a recovering liberal, but unfortunately I have relapses when ever I watch the news, especially MSNBC. I am having a relapse right now and am I writing for your help. My question is: Why do the Republicans want to let every one die, by killing the health…
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